Do you know that students don’t write their academic papers today? I did not know that, until one of them had written me a letter, asking to write his essay on a particular topic. What’s going on here, you may ask… and you will be right.
Actually, it was my first question after I’ve got a letter with such a… strange request. Yes, I am a writer (well, some people believe that, I suppose), but it does not mean I write all kinds of writings about everything for everyone who just asks me to do that and believes it’s ok for me to drop everything I do and just sit and write some piece of paper on a topic I do not understand at all. Well, string theory for example, or the reasons why Marie Curie decided to forget she was a woman and devoted her life to radioactivity research. Well, whatever!
Ok, to make a long story short, I declare with my full responsibility: I do not write essays! Fine, I write essays sometimes, but it does not apply to academic papers which, I believe, all students are asked to write in college or university. So, dear fellows (yes, I say “fellows” ’cause there was time I could call myself a student as well. I am old but not ancient, you know), if you do not want to get your butt in gear, pit wits and do all assignments, you can always ask professional academic writers to do that for you. Yes, you heard right: ask those pointy-heads who consider themselves so cool, clever, and able to do your writings for you. Thanks to God (or anyone out there), dozens of such smarty pants live on the Web today. Do you need any? Keep on reading.
When I got a letter from that chair-warmer who asked me to write his essay, my first thought was to curse him. But, being a good girl who is here to help everyone and not to judge anyone, I banished the thought about the curse and just tried to understand the reasons this loony did not want to write his assignments and was ready to pay me for doing his job. Ok, he could have no time to do that because of million other tasks to accomplish; he could be a poor writer unable to express his thoughts clearly (well, I must admit that the probability of this version was quite high, taking into account the words and phrases he used to present his request in the letter); he could hate the topic of that essay (frankly speaking, I would hate it too. It should have been about how ozone holes affect pandas’ organisms), whatever… In the end, I even felt sorry for this guy. My light side won this time, and I decided to help him the only way I could.
When I search the Internet, I try to save all the interesting info I find there, you know. And when I found the cool infographic about the bookshelves of famous people, I could not think that I would ever need the information about its creators once again. But now I see that these writers would fit the needs of my pen friend (I hope you still remember the student who asked me for help) perfectly! So, my dear readers, if you are among those lucky – or not so lucky – guys who need academic help, you are welcome to contact this website and leave me alone with such requests, because I WILL NOT DO YOUR JOB FOR YOU.
If you are still interested in what I do, be clever enough to open your eyes and read the info about who I am, what I do, and why I manage this wonderful blog.
When you are a writer, your mistake can be a strong belief that you are able to write everything, including academic papers. I will open the ugly truth now: YOU CAN’T WRITE ANYTHING, if you believe the above mentioned shit. Yes, your friends, fellows, relatives, colleagues, Mr President, the Pope, and dozens of other cute guys (do you still remember the student from the first paragraph of this story?) may ask you for writing help, but it does not mean you can help them all.
The most wonderful thing about being a writer is having your own voice and style. Do you write novelettes? Great! Do you write poems? Awesome! So, how the hell you would be able to write academic papers, historical novels, scientific works, etc.?
What not to do as a writer is trying to write about something you do not understand just because you were asked to do that. Help them, but do not do their job for them.